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05-21-2007, 10:56 AM
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Lady, Face It. Your Husband is Nuts!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,274115,00.html
"GALVESTON, Texas — A woman blames the devil and not her husband for severely burning their infant daughter after the 2-month-old was put in a microwave, a Houston television station reported. Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua's efforts to become a preacher. "Satan saw my husband as a threat. Satan attacked him because he saw (Joshua) as a threat," Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV. A Galveston County grand jury indicted Joshua Mauldin last week on child injury charges after hearing evidence that he placed his daughter in a motel microwave for 10 to 20 seconds. The infant, Ana Marie, remains hospitalized. She suffered burns on the left side of her face and to her left hand, police said. Eva Marie Mauldin, the girl's 20-year-old mother, told the television station that her husband is "not the monster people are making him out to be."" Um... yes, he is a monster |
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05-21-2007, 11:10 AM
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I'm probably tierd.
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Ohhhhh...that explains everything. They're both nuts.
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05-21-2007, 07:09 PM
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i wonder if
the family that preaches habitually on chauncey hill know about being possessed by the devil?
their children are a little messed up... |
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05-21-2007, 07:22 PM
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Wouldn't it be nice if we could round up all the religious psychos and confine them to Texas?
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05-21-2007, 09:23 PM
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um...
no.
because i'm from texas, and i quite liked it. there are a lot of decent and hospitable people there. why not put them... say... oh i don't know, in a country where religious freedom isn't. |
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05-21-2007, 10:48 PM
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I suppose we could deport them to Iraq and let them battle it out with another type of religious extremist. Now that would get interesting.
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05-22-2007, 12:51 AM
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We could put them all in Houston then nuke it then have 2 problems solved.
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05-22-2007, 01:22 AM
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No more religious psychos and no more NASA ground control?
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05-22-2007, 01:45 PM
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Houston sucks. We can move ground control up to Dallas.
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05-22-2007, 01:55 PM
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But then they'd have to say "Dallas, we have a problem." And that just doesn't have the same flow.
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05-22-2007, 02:24 PM
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problem solved?
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not quite. but it would be something we'd do to nuke our own country. except, you know. a couple million people might die. whatever. |
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05-23-2007, 01:54 AM
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But its people in Houston so they don't really matter.
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